A Christian Camp Skit 1

Casts:
Molly: A who is an outcast and enjoys nature, math, science, and reading

Fred: A guy who is the popular kid in the group, but it is because he lies

Kendra: A fun, outgoing girl who LOVES animals

Danny: A English brat who is used to getting what he wants, and he is very rich

Lola: A drama queen who thinks everything is a big deal

Ken: Kendra's brother, who is a total jokester, and Kendra gets annoyed at him A LOT

Susan: A goody-two shoes who loves God! (btw, it is a good thing)

Jake: The "cute" guy who is popular and VERY charming

Camp Counselor Jane

Camp Counselor Bob

X-tras

(U need at least 5 x-tras)
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Scene 1: Getting ready
(Molly is packing her things in her room...)

Molly's mom: Honey, are you done packing your things???

Molly: Almost done mom!

Molly's mom: Well, hurry up! It is almost time to leave for camp!

Molly: I'm hurrying!!! ( Molly picks up the pace and soon closes her suitcase and walks off the stage)

(Lights dim and soon shows Danny packing his things)

(Danny's dad comes in his room)
Danny's dad: DANNY!

Danny: What father?

Danny's dad: You aren't packing that ridicolous stuffed bear to Camp Faith with you, are you???
(Danny looks guilty)

Danny: Why father! What ever made you think of that!! Hee-hee..

Danny's dad: Just making sure... Do you remember what happened last year when you went to Switzerland camp?? Should I even bring it up??

Danny: No...

Danny's father: No what??

Danny: No, sir.

(Danny's dad stares at Danny up and down)

Danny's father: Very well, son. Just don't cry to me when you take out your stuffed bear at night and one kid who has bladder problems wakes up, thus waking everyone up to see you holding your little toy.

Danny: Father, that was a year ago, I was childish and foolish back than!

Danny's dad: Ok, son. Are you ready to get going? We don't want to be late, now do we?

Danny: No sir.

Danny's dad: Than lets get a move on then! Come on! Out the door we go!

(Danny and his dad go off the stage)

(Lights dim and show Ken packing his stuff)

(Kendra walks through the door)

Kendra: You don't happen to know where my toothbrush is, do you Ken?

Ken: Why would I have your toothbrush?

Kendra: You might brush your armpits with it, I don't know.

Ken: Kendra, read my lips. I don't have your toothbrush!

Kendra: How can someone read a person's lips, it's just un-natural!

Ken: GET OUT OF MY ROOM, DORK!

Kendra: Look who's talking, MEGA-DORK!

(Kendra and Ken's dad and mom come in)

K's dad: Will you two ever stop arguing?

K's mom: It will never end!

Ken: Tell your daughter to get out of my room!

K's mom: Why are you in your brother's room, Kendra?

Kendra: I was just wondering if Ken had my toothbrush, but than he started to explode!

K's dad: Did you check downstairs?

Sneak Preview of: My Dad and Mom are Pirates

It was just your typical Saturday morning. Sam, my younger brother was asleep, and I was watching T.V. in my room. Just as Spongebob was about to laugh, my Dad and Mom came in front of the T.V. "Melissa, me girl, listen up." My Dad began. "Me and yer' Mother are going on a trip to the Caribeans for a few weeks. Will ye take care of yer' younger brother?" I was shocked. "Dad, you and Mom just went to Hawii five weeks ago and came back with five million gold coins from...... Wait, where did you get it?" "From Hawii's lottery machine! Yeah, that's right, the lottery machine!" My Mom shouted. Something fishy was going on, and let me tell you, it wasn't from the fish we had last night for dinner. "Melissa, life in the suburbs are too crazy for me and yer' Mother. Sometimes we like to just have a vacation! Ye don't mind, do ye?" Mom couldn't take it much longer. "David, just tell her! She'll find out sooner or later." Dad took a deep breath in and took a seat on my bed. "Listen carefully, me girl. This is important information. Me and yer' Mother didn't want to tell you this until you were at least in college but, I think its time. Ye see, we aren't like other people." My heart almost stopped. What my Dad was about to say, I don't know, but I did know it would change my future forever........